Just Unfriended Myself
I’ve won so many friends
Influenced so many people
Look at them there
In that scrolling array of pixels
See how attractive all of them are
And how happy looking
A community founded on vapor
Friendship without effort
Shared purpose is a pipe dream
A shambling patchwork of individuals
That would pull apart
If not for the threads of decorum
Connections that transmit both ways
Vicarious expectations and encumbering thoughts
Free me from this web
So I can seek my fortune
They won’t even notice you’re gone
These so called friends of yours
Find the people who will risk
Awkwardness and embarrassment
In order to enjoy your company
See my menagerie of friends
Smiling there and sorted alphabetically
Projecting their ideal images
See how attractive they are
And how happy they look
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Dubstep and Hegemony
Another year
Another stupid song
Another dumb dance you refuse to learn
Pop culture reaches new heights of buffoonery
And all you want is cultural justice
To hear that thing you like
Mentioned in the public square
And judged on its abundant merit
But when the spotlight falls
Something isn’t right
And you feel a wordless shame
They know how to co-opt anything
There’s no way to escape
Grotesque celebrities will crowd
And penetrate your cell walls
Lowest common denominator
Carried foul on the breeze
The headwinds of hegemony never abate
You learn to keep quiet
Smile and pretend
Identify your tastes tersely
Or just avoid the question
Silence those howls from the margin
Before they spook your friends